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Fat Podcast for April!

Third Fat Podcast (download it here) and we’ve almost got it figured out. April brings us a shower of celebs as Eric Melvin shows up to shamelessly peddle his band’s new CD. Actually, Melvo was spot-on and a real gent on the mic. The highlight was how Floyd thought D.I. stood for Orange County. Fuckin’ a…

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Vinyl is now 10 bucks!

Sorry dudes, but that shit costs almost $10 to send to Europe, and more than $11 to send to Australia. When the shipping alone is way more than what we’re selling it for…we got problems. We may be idiots when it comes to doing business, but we WILL NOT get screwed over by Euros and Australians! Update: This recent story is untrue. Kinda.

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Fat Mike takes on Bill Gates!

Or at least that’s what the internet would have you think. It seems that someone has hijacked our email and is sharing our deepest, darkest secrets with the punk community. Hey, at least kids aren’t posting lies about how we’re part of the RIAA again. Anyhow, for a good laugh check out this news story here. We’re trying to save rock n’ roll over here and you little bastards are hacking our email accounts. Real cool…

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New form of torture: Fat ringtones!

Ever been on a crowded bus and wanted to further embarrass yourself? Well, now we got Fat ringtones. Ever wanted to have that perfect ring for when Grandma calls? Well, now we got Fat ringtones. Ever thought technology has gotten way outta hand and wondered why punk rock seemingly and suddenly revolves around the internet? Well, now we got Fat ringtones. Oh don’t be such a wuss. Go here if you wanna get some ringtones or cell phone wallpapers. We hear that they’re really cool overseas, so we hope they’re right.

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Fat Podcast, Episode Two: The Wrath Of...

March’s Podcast is finito. And this time Fat Mike and Floyd suit up and investigate a crashed vessel which turns out to be (gulp!) the Botany Bay! Okay, so that was a metaphor. But this new Podcast is full of high-flying thrills, galactic action, and a bunch of shit-talking, of course. By now you should know how to subscribe to this thing (we’d tell ya if we knew), but you can download it here.

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